🔗 I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity

How stupid do you have to be to believe that only 8% of companies have seen failed AI projects? We can’t manage this consistently with CRUD apps and people think that this number isn’t laughable? Some companies have seen benefits during the LLM craze, but not 92% of them. 34% of companies report that generative AI specifically has been assisting with strategic decision making? What the actual fuck are you talking about? GPT-4 can’t even write coherent Elixir, presumably because the dataset was too small to get it to the level that it’s at for Python3, and you’re admitting that you outsource your decisionmaking to the thing that sometimes tells people to brew lethal toxins for their families to consume? What does that even mean?

I don’t believe you. No one with a brain believes you, and if your board believes what you just wrote on the survey then they should fire you.

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Published on June 22, 2025.