ITEMS FOR A DAILY LOG, SUMMERTIME IN PUERTO RICO EDITION:
+number of mosquitoes slapped +number of mosquito bites accumulated +number of times I say, “it’s hot.” +ounces of sweat collected +degree of sunburn +% of humidity +number of times I say, “Ayyyyyyyyy dios mio!” while fanning myself +how long it takes to cook a pincho on the sidewalk +number of times I try to put my entire head in the freezer